Lebanon -- In Vino Veritas?

I was very ... well, interested ... today when I saw the story about the world's largest wine glass. Sure, I like a glass of wine now and then. And a big ole glass of Chateau Margaux might have caused me to jump in and start drinking.

But...a story about cheap wine in Lebanon? LEBANON? Are you freaking kidding me?

We should have dropped a few JDAM's on these morons. I mean, don't we have more important things to deal with in Lebanon than a big glass of wine? Screw these people...bomb 'em back to the stone age.

H/T Sky News

JOBS? Obama wants to create JOBS in YEMEN?

Language alert:

Here's President F***stick on how to prevent terrorism in Yemen.



Yeah, right.

You wanna create jobs? Nuke the damn place, and hire a bunch of nuclear engineers to make new bombs. Then hire a bunch of unemployed bricklayers and cement workers to rebuild roads and buildings in Yemen. Make sure all the damn buildings have air conditioning, and I might even go there for vacation (with my favorite H&K by by my side).

Mark my words...this damn Obama is gonna get us blown up. And it gives me no pleasure in predicting that.

White Sheet or Burka?

Paul Krugman (referred to as Mr. Excrement in our house) writes in the NYTimes:

A note to Tea Party activists: This is not the movie you think it is. You probably imagine that you’re starring in “The Birth of a Nation,” but you’re actually just extras in a remake of “Citizen Kane.”

This is a reference to the Ku Klux Klan -- "The Birth of a Nation" depicts the Klan as the good guys. Despicable.

As bad as this is, it got a laugh out of THE BOSS. When I read that comment out loud to her, her immediate reaction was,

"If it's a choice between a white sheet or a burka, I'll take the sheet and accept being called a racist. Hell, Obama and the left already think I'm a racist because I won't bow to that b****** in the White House".

My wife -- I think I'll keep her.

H/T Creative Minority and Weasel Zippers