Cap and Trade: Test Case

Before the morons in Congress pass the 1200-page Waxman-Idiot bill, how about we submit a test case to see how much a typical CO2 emission would cost? Then maybe we could get a feel for how much this is going to suck out of the economy.

Let's try, say, this:

How much carbon monoxide, dioxide, trioxide, and just plain crap is this spewing into the air?

Who do we send the bill to? And, golly, shouldn't we go clean it up or sumpin?
Couldn't we just drop Henry Waxman on the volcano? He's so full of crap he'll plug it up.

H/T The Daily Mail