Tuesday, March 16, 2010

New Math

Math? What's math?

Obama says that, under Obamacare, premiums could go down as much as 3,000%. Not a typo. And that means we'll all get a raise! Yippee! A raise. Lessee...if premiums go down by 3,000%, then I'll split the savings with the company...I'll only ask for a 1,500% raise.

So if I make $30,000 a year, now I'll make $750,000! And the company will save that much.
That sounds fair. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Will this freaking moron read anything that's on the teleprompter?

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